Schrödinger's leftist

A pussy commie snowflake who will beat you up and take away your free speech.

Tucker: “Leftists are effeminate socialists who need safe spaces for their little snowflake feelings.”

Also Tucker: “THE LEFT IS DANGEROUS AND COMING FOR YOUR GUNS AND FREEZE PEACH!”

Karl: “Tucker, you’re saying they’re both powerless and insanely powerful? Sounds like you have a case of Schrödinger's leftist.”

by ZakkFlash September 26, 2018

Schrödinger's Faggot

When someone thinks traps aren't gay as long as you can't see the dick

Guy 1: Traps are gay
Guy 2: If you don't see the penis it isn't
Guy 1: "it's not gay as long as I don't see the dick"
Guy 1: Schrödinger's Faggot

by Protegent August 28, 2017

Shoaling

Pulling in front of other cyclists at an intersection instead of lining up behind them. Considered a major fau pas.

That roadie was shoaling me, so I sucked his wheel all the way up the hill.

by sillygolem October 15, 2011

Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

spreading legend

verb.

used as someone spreads stories about himself, usually based on true events, to gain social leverage.

- "Muriel is spreading legend, all he talks about is banging whores and doing rails."

by Looger May 18, 2005

shmording

Someone is shmording when they are being bitter, un-cooperative and generally a pain in your ass.

Anthony was shmording when he refused to peel off his face.

by Cordell Doemling August 30, 2008

Schrodinger's Keys

When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.

That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!

by aalh November 12, 2014