ShortxStuff

A smurf-sized furry queen with big energy in a small package. Known for dominating convention halls, online servers, and chaotic group chats with a mix of glitter, growls, and glam. Half hobbit, half blue menace, all queen.

She’s 4'11", blue, and somehow both adorable and terrifying—yep, that’s ShortxStuff.

by Smurfliker May 28, 2025

Shortism

Somebody so short, they act or are autistic

Carter has shortism

by Jeff Bobby Rizz Huzz October 7, 2025

ultimate shotties

To call dibs on something that over-rules all other 'shotties' or dibs used in the same sequence.

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'

by rogerrasheed June 6, 2015

mega shortie

a person who is of small stature also know as a morgan/cass/caroline

jesus christ look at that mega shortie they look like a lego person

by bigboi_spamz June 5, 2018

Recon Shortstop

A man who is so communist that he doesn’t just miss one shot in rainbow 6 siege but misses all shots equally. He has control over madden and would give up his left nut for the Lions to win a super bowl.

Bro did you hear that Giggy fucked Recon Shortstop

by Dragonslayer45 October 20, 2020

World’s shittiest singers

See: Cardi B, Lil Pump, garbage ass Caribbean/Jamaican rappers like: dumsta traps, 450th pedophile, burn popcann (cuz burn popcorn actually taste bad) and any other people that sings gangster rap

Guy: I love going to the Amtrak or the NYC Subways stations cause I love to hear Rail Squeal the train makes.

Girl: yeah me too. It’s real music cuz in my area my Jamaican neighbors keep playing the world’s shittiest singers like this 450th pedo guy and a bunch of garbage ass gangster rap music

Guy: I love Taylor swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Big time rush (yes they still make music today), Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa but nothing sounds better than rail squeal and any other trains sounds like their horns and automated announcements

by EMD F59PHI July 18, 2024