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Aisuru Shop

Something that creates great disappointment and/or seething resentment, particularly in Valorant.
“Did you see the Arsenal game last night?”
“Yeah can’t believe they scuffed up that penalty! What an absolute ruddy Aisuru Shop!”
by Judeka January 7, 2022
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relax and shop

Just chill out for now or don't worry about events over which you have no control. This comes from the advice given next to flights in departures, 'relax and shop' before a gate is confirmed. It describes what one should do in purgatory before events or decisions which could go either way, good or bad.
John: I'm really worried about those test results.

Marsha: Well, there's nothing you can do now, just relax and shop.
by Beclan November 5, 2010
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Shopping Calories

The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.
I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.
by Flowergrrrl03 November 30, 2010
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shop thrifting

When a person tells a cashier at a store that the item they are purchasing is cheaper at another store when really it is not. Usually the purchaser makes up a fake cheaper price as to save money and not spend too much. Usually done at Wal-Mart.
That woman over there is shop thrifting, what a cheap bitch.
by J-Grizzle February 6, 2007
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Meat Shop

Meat Shop is a slang term for a prison cell that is shared by two very horny people who engage in sexual acts regularly. Butcher Shop and Meat Shop are interchangable.
"Have you seen the cell next to mine? Its a total Meat Shop. I can hear them going at it every night."
by ShoddyVariety October 26, 2020
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Shop Zombie

The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.

Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
I couldn't find what I wanted, a shop zombie was standing in front of the display.
by Fussganger May 4, 2009
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Man Shopping

Going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. The exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.
Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
by soaringeagles December 23, 2010
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