Shannon the Cannon

Spakka's misses that does nothing but catch COVID and shag every man she sees.

Jim: 'Is Shannon the Cannon able to come over tonight mummy'

by Man a boasty. December 2, 2021

Shannonism

Silly words or sayings that Shannons make up.

If you speak Shannonese, you are my persons. This is just one of many Shannonisms.

by Smammon January 15, 2022

Shannonese

Words made up by Shannons that others may not understand.

Do you understand and use the following words?

Shannerific,Shanderful,Shandelicacy,Shantastic…

If so, you speak Shannonese!

by Smammon January 15, 2022

Shannon Derouen

A popular tiktoker which has gone viral for having various accounts pretending to be her. One of the accounts started gettting viral by posting videos of Shannon Derouen's "cookings" which were some gross food from another account. Not many people know her actual account. Many people believe she has died.

Person1: Shannon Derouen posted!
Person2: Thats sick!

by NONONono1 April 4, 2023

Shannon

The most beautiful woman I have ever met... Gives good head owns a hedgehog and likes soppy romantic movies. But I still love you.

Hey Shannon, I love you.

by Eishbassorryneh April 20, 2023

jamie shannon

a very lanky, dark-haired, smelly boy. he only has one lanky ginger friend and he looks like ET. he cant sing and he has no social life because he has no friends and his best friend has left him for his girlfriend. he commits bestiality multiple times with his dog.

Jamie Shannon is such a smelly boy.

by lemonshakers554 May 22, 2018

SIMP SHANNON

shannon is a simp for ebenezer because she always talks about who she loves in a very affectionate way, she also does this for four of diamonds. she doesn’t know what a simp is ❤️

beth: you’re a SIMP SHANNON
shannon: how
beth: *shows this definition*

by notasimphehehe July 3, 2020