Luke-Schnitzler

Someone who loves dunking over Carlos Boozer.

"Oh man, did you see that guy dunk over Carlos Boozer?"
"Yeah, that's a total Luke-Schnitzler right there."

by schnitz31 December 18, 2008

da shnit biznitch

da shnit biznitch. the best shit going

this car is da shnit biznitch lets go steal it aiight

by insane man June 24, 2006

schnitzenbaumer

an otherwise sexy yet off-limits instructor of the chemical arts (aka smokin' hot chemistry teacher)

sally: Zomgkittymewmew he is so fine! and he gave us homework!
Janie: he's totally a schnitzenbaumer...

by princess gonzales banana hammock September 26, 2007

schnitzl

an alternative for shit

oh schnitzl my dog died

by schnitzl April 3, 2011

Schnitzel Pomp

Sausage Snobbery. When one is made to feel inferior when one's dinner sausage is outshone in the superiority stakes by a larger example on a friend's plate.

My pork and apple breakfast sausage stood no chance when I saw that Sian was eating a huge Braunschweiger. And did'nt she just know it. Her Schnitzel Pomp knows no bounds!

by Joey Crawford February 5, 2007

Chicago Schnitzel Shop

Establishment in the Chicago burbs where the roll is served before the wiener.

When you have to lay down to receive a blow job because your lop is cock-blocking your dick.

Example "My wife made me lay down to get a blow job because I gave her a "Chicago Schnitzel Shop" while I was sitting on the edge of the bed.

by Ball Snapper April 25, 2011

Saugen mein weiner schnitzel

Suck my wiener schnitzel.

1.) When a woman is giving a blow job or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " I made my girlfriend - saugen mein wiener schnitzel!"

2.) Slang for telling someone to suck you cock or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " Why don't you saugen mein wiener schnitzel & shut up"

by Firehawk21_2001 August 25, 2012