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Naked Shitter abr. Nitter

A popular past-time whilst at work (and perhaps at home?), especially in sub-zero temperatures. Discovered by Ali Nicholl in 1994 he often feels the need to get his kit off before even contemplating to sit and do his business.
by Anonymous April 5, 2005
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Shittygroup

A commonly used term for Citigroup amongst investors and on the street. Citigroup suffered massive financial losses during the 2008 financial due to exposure to troubled mortgages in the form of Collateralized debt obligation (CDO's), compounded by poor risk management The company then massively diluted shares to raise money. Seemingly out of the crisis in 2011 and shed of its govt ownership, the company instituted a despicable reverse split which every one but the management seems to know would further destroy the stock price. With the stock price down almost 97% since before the crisis, the management keeps giving itself massive bonuses while shareholders value plummets.
Shittygroup stock tanked again, no surprise there, no one wants to hold Shitty with a 10 foot pole or their poles.
Their smooth talking CEO, Pandit the Bandit's paycheck is now worth almost the entire dividend given to shareholders despite the fact the company's shares have lost almost 97% of its value under his tenure.
by rufustherat October 2, 2011
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chat shitter

by amby and roxy April 10, 2007
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Desk Shitter

A person that shits on someone's desk. Typically, as the last straw in a fight . Not a habitual action.
Heather became a desk shitter the day she quit her job and shat on her coworker's desk.
by Deskshitter July 6, 2010
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Mad Wicked Shitter

Describing something so exciting, it is unexplainable.
I had a good time last nite.

Yeah Bill, that party was 'Mad wicked shitter'.
by Drew Dilla November 12, 2008
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Twitter on the Shitter

noun. Taking a laptop or other portable device in the bathroom to feed the addiction of twitter
James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?

Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.
by Coostis April 17, 2011
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grandpa on the shitter

This is the instance whenever one is playing golf and attempts to hit the ball over a water hazard and ends up not clearing the hazard with the first attempt, which would require a second attempt with a one stoke penalty. If the second shot fails to clear the hazard it is known as a "Grandpa on the shitter". Reason: two balls in the water.
Jason couldn't carry the water on the 17th hole twice, so he lost the hole AND the match with a Grandpa on the shitter.
by Mike Ochsbig May 10, 2016
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