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Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.
by Red Fleming April 8, 2011
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Shitting

The book is so short, you can finish it in one shitting.
by pmInWv November 3, 2011
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Shitlifting

Shitlifting is a form of mental masturbation, where one talks themself up by talking shit without backing it up with actions. It is a form of stroking ones own ego through words.
Words are cheap, don't say a word, it would only be for validation or shitlifting ones self ownership anyways.
by Caucasian Jesus August 31, 2018
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Shutline

An interesting yaoi by Kyou which has good plot. The story centers between a street-wise mechanic and a hot Mafia guy.
Boy1: Have you read Shutline?
Boy 2: Yeah! I can't wait for new episodes!!!!!
by Morafoka69 November 29, 2021
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Die Shitting

To die whilst taking a shit. Used to express your anger and hatred for someone.

Could also be described as:
Get fucked
Fuck you
1) Die shitting bitch!
2) Well you can go die shitting.
by Sc0rpi0n January 5, 2007
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When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.
*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!
by EndItall666 May 29, 2018
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you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.
Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
by LCNeko December 30, 2015
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