shitpickle

a turd

I'm about to can some shitpickles.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

Shitpickle

After anal sex the man's dick is covered with shit.

OH GOD MY DICK IS FULL OF SHIT!!!! ITS A SHITPICKLE NOW!!!!! CLEAN YOU'RE ASS GIRL!

by USAISWEIRD May 28, 2015

shitdickassfucker

dope dealer who wants to fuck your old lady in the ass for a "little-bitty" bag of dope

That shitdickassfucker shorted us on our sack, baby!

by Brian Glasco April 28, 2006

shitpicker

Someone who picks shit out of his/her ass.

Shade7x is a shitpicker.

by Apocalypse420 August 11, 2003

Shitdick

Having a woman put feces on a mans penis, then lubricate his penis with the feces, and engage sexual intercourse.

My girlfriend and I shitdick every day before we sleep.

by TacoPuss33 May 9, 2014

shitfuckassballsbitch

Well..it's shitfuckassballsbitch...what more needs to be said?

"WHO NEEDS AN EXACTLY ITS SHITFUCKASSBALLSBITCH!"

by Chica :3 May 15, 2015

shitfuck

When you miss the hole.

<< It has to be sad really short and fast>>

Person X: Ohh it feels so tight!!
Person Y: WRONG HOLE MOTHERFU****!!!!!
Person X: Oooooo shitfuck!!!!!!!

by CheperitoPepperoni March 27, 2017