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Shatter My Face Bones

being so enamored by a celebrity or idol, that you would let them cause you physical harm just to be in their presence
Tom Brady, I’ll do anything I’ll give up straws just tell me what you want me to do to have a football shatter my face bones into a million pieces
by cyberhighlands May 20, 2019
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shattana

A short, brown haired girl. Spoiled with attention not money. Hustle for her own. Gets irritated easily, mean as hell, but somehow a crybaby. Pretty eyes and a pretty face. Gets her way. Any guy to date her is lucky, she’ll go e you the world and more. Just be careful. Such a unique name for a unique individual.
I wish I was like Shattana.

I want to date a Shattana.
by SeasonLulu June 5, 2019
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Shatsquat

Action. The action of pooping on your employers desk. Taking a shit on someone’s desk.
I am tired of working here so I shatsquatted on my bosses desk.
by Atoddler July 7, 2020
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shattock

A shattock is someone who always tells lies and can always blame things on you
A shattock is stupid
by Harry dead man May 5, 2021
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shatteredomori

a user with 3k+ followers on tiktok. :) they’re a really nice person despite their sussy content! they’re really sexy and hot and i wish i could be with them so bad honestly
dave: yo shatteredomori is so hot
olivia: ikr they’re my favorite tiktoker
by mayie is the best June 19, 2021
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Shartshittery Board

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.
My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.
by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021
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shatisserized

when you flip over in your car and get mud all over the vehicle, specifically in Russia due to the unique ideology.
Yo bro, me and my homeshitters absolutely shatisserized our *put example vehicle here* while engaging on a discourse in religion.
by raajy November 25, 2021
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