Literally, the act of mastering shat; asserting your natural authority over God's putty; indulging in a dance under chocolate rain. Also, dominating a predictably submissive William Shatner.
"Wow, I had no idea you were into shat mastering... Are you busy tonight?"
"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"
"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"
by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009
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Get the shat chat mug.The act of letting your colleagues/parents/partner/friends/children down by making a fool of yourself in any one of thousands of everyday tasks or sporting endeavours.
'So, Tiger, all you had to do was pitch the ball on the green and tap in for a birdie but it looks like you've ended up in the heavy fescue at the back!'
'Yeah, I've pretty much shat the bath right there'
'Yeah, I've pretty much shat the bath right there'
by Chabbs September 30, 2011
Get the Shat The Bath mug.That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.
by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006
Get the shat trick mug.VERB: To tell a co-worker that they need to stop talking; derivative of "shut up" localized to Santa Barbara region of California
by daxterg November 19, 2007
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2. What the shat?! You are fuckfaced.
3. Hey Travis, how the shat did you get here??!
2. What the shat?! You are fuckfaced.
3. Hey Travis, how the shat did you get here??!
by Lisa and Ashley October 30, 2004
Get the Shat mug.A crater-shat is a woman or young teenage girl that has a face that is both hideously ugly and revolting and covered in slews of pimples but at the same time, has the confidence to persue a man that obviously would never be caught dead near the disgusting woman.
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