shat chat

noun. Snapchatting while shitting. Pretty self explanatory.

Sarah just sent me a shat chat. It was clutch.

Erika tried to shat chat but it was just shat.

by gtechgurl February 23, 2014

put on a shat

To make a stink in public or put on a gross display of oneself's unrefined behavior.

"OMG. Did you see how she treated that poor waitress?" "Yeah, she really put on a shat!"

by Mark Bedingfield September 17, 2008

Shat The Bath

The act of letting your colleagues/parents/partner/friends/children down by making a fool of yourself in any one of thousands of everyday tasks or sporting endeavours.

'So, Tiger, all you had to do was pitch the ball on the green and tap in for a birdie but it looks like you've ended up in the heavy fescue at the back!'

'Yeah, I've pretty much shat the bath right there'

by Chabbs September 30, 2011

shat trick

From sports lingo, a shat trick is pooping 3 times in one day.

That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

shat ap

VERB: To tell a co-worker that they need to stop talking; derivative of "shut up" localized to Santa Barbara region of California

Kelly told me that "expiry" was a real word, so I told her to shat ap!

by daxterg November 19, 2007

Shat

Shat is a word meaning surpised or questioning something.

1. Holy shat! That was awesome!

2. What the shat?! You are fuckfaced.

3. Hey Travis, how the shat did you get here??!

by Lisa and Ashley October 30, 2004

Shat Minding

Something so impressive, it's no longer Mind Shattering, but Mind Shatting. Then it becomes even more impressive that the words are reversed, thus becoming "Shat Minding"

Those who have Shat Minding abilities:

He-Man, Master of the Universe
Optimus Prime
Spider Man
Pikachu
Goku
Master Chief
Marcus Fenix

Ex of a word:

Person 1: DUUDEEE!!! Did you hear that there's gonna be a remake of Halo???

Person 2: Shat Minding man, shat minding

by Mr. Yellowed October 23, 2011