put on a shat

To make a stink in public or put on a gross display of oneself's unrefined behavior.

"OMG. Did you see how she treated that poor waitress?" "Yeah, she really put on a shat!"

by Mark Bedingfield September 17, 2008

Shat The Bath

The act of letting your colleagues/parents/partner/friends/children down by making a fool of yourself in any one of thousands of everyday tasks or sporting endeavours.

'So, Tiger, all you had to do was pitch the ball on the green and tap in for a birdie but it looks like you've ended up in the heavy fescue at the back!'

'Yeah, I've pretty much shat the bath right there'

by Chabbs September 30, 2011

shat trick

From sports lingo, a shat trick is pooping 3 times in one day.

That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

shat ap

VERB: To tell a co-worker that they need to stop talking; derivative of "shut up" localized to Santa Barbara region of California

Kelly told me that "expiry" was a real word, so I told her to shat ap!

by daxterg November 19, 2007

Shat

Shat is a word meaning surpised or questioning something.

1. Holy shat! That was awesome!

2. What the shat?! You are fuckfaced.

3. Hey Travis, how the shat did you get here??!

by Lisa and Ashley October 30, 2004

Shit for Shat

1) Quid Pro Quo. A pun, or play on words of the phrase "Tit for Tat".
An exchange, trade, barter or agreement, where favors, or other like-valued things, ideas or services are exchanged for one another.

2) A retrospective bowl movement.

"Wow Bob, you get sexual favors, AND breakfast from this girl? All for fixing her malware-ridden computer?"
"Absolutely Tim, it's all shit for shat, after all."

by NCWookieHerder May 22, 2016

Shat meself

Absolutely exquisite way to inform your peers of your self-defecation. Scottish people are more likely to use this sentence

Person 1: I poo'd myself
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting

Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place

by cadenza-urb December 20, 2021