shart

To believe one is going to fart, but the outcome is having to clean ones pants of shit.

"Dude did you hear about Tom?"
"No mann what happened?"
"He totally sharted infront of his girlfriends parents"
"Mann dude, that fucker is screwed"

by Stanley McDanial June 14, 2004

sharted

when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!

Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."

by Brier and Justine June 21, 2006

shart

when one farts and shit comes out

Maria sharted and had to change her panties.

by Bogdan Louk July 19, 2006

shart

To Accidently Shit While Trying To Push Out A Fart..In Other Words To Gamble And Lose

Tony Was At The Park and A ilent But Deadly Wound Up Being A Shart

by Sabe 1 March 15, 2005

shart

when you fart & end up with more then you bargined for.

Timmy was laying on the bed after coming home from a hard day of school and decided to let one rip. When Timmy realized what he had done he yelled "Mom, I sharted!!" which lead to his mom promptly cleaning it up.

by DD >double d's< xD August 21, 2009

shart

When your fart bubble becomes mud puddle.

Shart: Hachoouuu, ah poooh

by Michigan J. Frog May 06, 2009

shart

shit art

"man that huge sculpture in front of the AT&T building is total shart"

by lucas March 15, 2004