Verb: To pull down the pants and quickly insert an erect penis into the anus of an unsuspecting male or female. Usually followed by running away and rape charges.
by Matty194 November 19, 2009
Get the shankmug. to "pants" someone; to yank on someone's pants so that they fall to the ground, revealing their tighty-whiteys, if they're wearing any. leads to extreme humiliation.
by devfk December 9, 2008
Get the shankmug. by Dave F. December 3, 2007
Get the shankmug. A commonly used term created in Centennial Hall on the University of Minnesota Campus. This word is used when referring to either Jake or Emily in place of their true names. "Shank" is a combination of the phrase "shut up skank." Jacob coined this term affectionately when he first called Emily a "Shank."
by Jacob & Emily February 6, 2008
Get the Shankmug. Blake "damn man im so horny and i need to do a shit"
Jason " why don't you just shank"
Blake " good idea..........*sighs*
Jason " why don't you just shank"
Blake " good idea..........*sighs*
by Jdogga November 1, 2009
Get the shankmug. To both masturbate and defecate simultaneously, usually on a lavatory or into a porcelain container.
Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)
It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.
Many begin to defecate before masturbating, so as to start an uninterrupted fecal flow. Also, it is not a requirement to ejaculate and finish defecating at the same time, but dedicated "shankers" will attempt the 'Snow on the Mountain' technique (wherein the discharge lands on the fecal matter.)
It is not necessary to be nude, but serial "shankers" will usually derobe before attempting a long shank.
Guy 1: "Jeez, you were ages man. What took you so long? Big shit?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."
Guy 2: "Nah man, had a good shank."
EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: "Well, thats me kicked out"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "My girlfriend woke up and found me shanking next to her last night."
by Joshmilburnt January 7, 2010
Get the Shankmug. by persianheart November 5, 2008
Get the shankmug.