common sense by thomas paine

The book Angelica has been reading lately

I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine, so men say that I'm intense or I'm insane.

by gundhamtanakasuperfan February 1, 2019

Your sense Dey leak

As a word simply describes aa an (idiot) talking out of sense, (humour) (meaningless talks) (mentally deranged)

Broh, it's like your sense Dey leak, you are losing it.

Sisi, you are going off point, you Dey talk like who her sense Dey leak.

by Jay-Dre January 1, 2020

Common sense

Something you cant really explain to a moron, because if they're not doing something on accident, they're doing it out of malice (a petty form of cruelty), all while expecting nobody else to be cruel.

The moron will just parrot back to you about your own common sense if you try to explain common sense to him/her.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.

Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"

by JonChad15 April 15, 2021

Road Sense

Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.

Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!

Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!

*A short while later*

Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.

Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.

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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!

by Dominant Opinions December 2, 2021

Common Sense

Ironically, despite its name, Common Sense is not so common. In this tier, the items are like the invaluable, yet surprisingly rare, ability to think and act using knowledge, experience, understanding, and insight. Possessions at the Common Sense level are hard to come by, often overlooked, but immensely beneficial and impactful when appropriately utilized.

1. It took me weeks to strategize and earn a Common Sense weapon, which immediately made my character much more formidable in battle.

2. She equipped her character with a Common Sense ring that boosted her intuition stats significantly.

by chickensgocluck November 9, 2023

sense of humor cancer

The inability to laugh, relax, take it easy, or find jokes funny. People with sense of humor cancer are typically perfectionists who never laugh. They can also appear as radical conservative assholes like Ann Coulter, or liberal hippie douchebags that have to defend everything. And if they smile at anything, it's the most vapid form of obvious humor. They take everything absolutely seriously and are usually an absolute buzzkill.

Sense of humor cancer can metastasize so badly that the victim may hate and be jealous of others who actually have a sense of humor.

"My sister lives in California, protests in demonstrations, hates all men, and never laughs at anything. I think she has sense of humor cancer."

by Android21A August 16, 2012