Seiler

Seiler is a goofy ah guy who is always ready to fuck some bitches. He's the man, he's an alcoholic, he's the fucker of the town. On the first look, he's stupid. but when you look twice you notice that he really is a fucking retard.

Res: What are you doing tonight Seiler?

Seiler: Drinking and fucking some bitches.

by Flinker Michi May 27, 2024

semperdistans

The word for something or someone that's always at a distance.

A fictional word inside 'Doctor Who' episode '73 yards', formed from Latin roots.
'Semper' meaning always
'distans' meaning apart or at a distance

"It's always like you're at some kind of 'semperdistans'

by greygarr July 6, 2024

Seller-itis

A sickness which causes you to sell really bad

Logan keeps missing the goal in soccer

Logan: sorry I keep selling, I have a bad case of seller-itis

by Sigma girl May 6, 2025

Seiler Spread

When you go over to Dan’s for some puh and his son Ben is sitting unsuspecting in the corner so you lowkey grab his ass and start brutally spreading and fucking his tight asshole until he ejaculates into a jar then you frost honeybuns with this ejaculatory liquid and heat them up to a crisp 1200° to absolutely launch at the homeless

Yo dude I hit a crazy seiler spread last night! My walls were dripping with semen bro!

by gary_smith42 November 13, 2025

flower-seller

noun/1.prostitute or whore
woman who exchanges sex for money

Cindy:OMG I found an ad on craigslist written by Marsha- she's a flower-seller!!!!
Jan: Marsha? a flower-seller? she's way too much of a prude!

by sofarsopretty January 15, 2016

kandy sellers

the prettiest girl in the world.
loyal, great eyes, long hair.
outspoken, kind, charming.

you need to get like that kandy sellers

by inthenightttttttttttt January 14, 2018

Trey sellers

A guy who over uses the term "I'm going to bear your ass" but really, even a clown like Noam humiliated him via snapchat

"This guy said he was going to beat my ass, what should I do."

"Nothing, because even Noam humiliated him through snap chat so he won't do crap"

See guys that's a trey sellers

by My names Nona buisness June 13, 2018