Angry Salmon

When you pass a large crap (often after a struggle to pass it) into the toilet that is so big you experience anal bleeding and the toilet water splashes up onto your ass, thus resembling a red faced angry salmon splashing about in a fisherman's bucket.

Oh my god I just passed a real angry salmon" or "my ass is bleeding after being bitten by the angry salmon I just passed" or "hey guys check out my angry salmon

by Mandudno August 23, 2010

sexmonkey

a sexual devient who enjoys animal booty. They will do anything for some pussy and that can sometimes mean that they have fucked animals, even plants sometimes. People laugh at how horny these people are, but really it is a disease.

Mark Carlson, the sexmonkey, will hae sex with just about anything, including his cat.

by cyrus N October 20, 2005

Floppy Salmon

when a person comes up behind someone(unbeknownst to them)and rapidly slaps in a back and forth motion between their legs, reminiscent of a salmon flopping

(flop flop flop)

"FLOPPY SALMON!!!"

"Aww shit Elliott you flopped me"

"Damn straight Will"

by RachaelaM October 29, 2008

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 15, 2008

Salmon

When someone escapes every single problem they encounter. Just like when a salmon escapes the fisherman's net.

Wow he is such a salmon. he just got an A from an essay he didn't even write.
How did you salmon your way out of your trouble this time?

by Big Cucia Jake November 24, 2015

salmon helmet

When a chick with a stanky vagina sits on your face.

"You think that's bad, remember that time the prophet Mohammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga!"

by Wynn Vo June 11, 2006

Salmon Toss Salad

The act of licking a mans asshole with a side of salmon filets or dip. A normal toss salad but with salmon added for flavor.

Guy 1:First I'ma take the salad then I'ma add the salmon then im gonna TOSS IT!!!

Guy 2:(Laughs his ass off)
Guy 1: Have you never had a salmon toss salad?
Guy 2:No I have not.

by Toss Salad Guy December 9, 2012