san diego security

The act of jerking off in a public location through your pocket like that of a San Diego Chargers security guard on 12/18/16 at the Chargers vs Raiders game.

Mike: Those cheerleaders look so hot in their Christmas uniforms.

Braden: What're you gonna do about it, you're in public?

Mike: Here, I'll just give myself a quick San Diego security.

by OG Ging December 23, 2016

Raj the security guard

Regional Christchurch slang for particularly thirsty single men regularly seen posing in mall mirrors. Loves gym selfies but never manages to get his face in the shot. Has no game and repeatedly tries the same tactics expecting a different result. Often confused about their own sexuality.

I got catfish by another Raj the security guard. Sweet guns but a face only a mother could love

by Thurston Harde April 15, 2021

Manipal Information Security Team

A club with a very good board and an even better ManComm and the best Working Comm.

That club is a Manipal Information Security Team.

by UTUBCWH November 30, 2021

Pinewood Builders Security Team

1. That Roblox subgroup of that Sci-fi group (AKA: PBST) where an Orion Pirate works at.

2. That organization where some jacked cadet was working for, and had to kill multiple people working for another organization.

3. A subgroup of Pinewood Builders where Cadets get ranked, to the title of "Tier 1", then after two weeks, get "Tier 2", the after an evaluation plus consensus, "Tier 3" and eventually get demoted.

4. An organization where some unique person (the person writing this) in that group works at.

1.
Tier 2 Officer: Say, have you seen Star Trek?
Tier 1 Officer: No.
Tier 2 Officer: There's an Orion pirate working for Pinewood Builders Security Team as a trainer.

2.
TMS Sergeant: Oh God, that ain't good.
TMS Operative: It's that Salty Cadet!
*Gets their necks snapped by Salty Cadet*

3.
Newbie Tier 1: At least this rank will be good.
*Gets promoted to Tier 2*
Newbie Tier 2: Now we're getting somewhere!
*Gets pronounced to Tier 3*
Newbie Tier 3: Okay, now we're going to perfect territory!
*Gets demoted back to Cadet*
Cadet: Damnit.

4.
PBST/PET Fan: (Says OP's handle)
Me: Yes?
PBST/PET Fan: Can I have a photo?
Me: No.
PBST/PET Fan: Okay!
*Proceeds to snap photo*
Me: OH THATS IT BUDDY!
*Proceeds to beat them up with a baton until they're oofed*

by SBPepperminion February 11, 2023

Five Nights At Freddy's: Security Breach

FNAF: Security Breach is the latest installment into the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise. Soon after it was released, Scott Cawthon released the saddest video game news ever: he was retiring, and selling FNAF to someone else. We can only hope that someone who will treat the game with respect bought/will buy it. Although it's the newest installment, someone just released a trailer for Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach DLC. In the trailer, 3 new contenders step into the ring: Glamrock ____, Glamrock ______, and even Glamrock _______!

I'm not gonna tell you what Glamrocks are gonna appear in the Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach DLC because yes.

Frank Sinatra

by Doors. November 1, 2022

USAF Security Forces

Security forces are employed in many differant security roles throughout the world including the Iraq and Afghanistan theaters of combat. SF members are equipped with inapplicable combat training and a sense of false purpose. Domestically and abroad, SF members can be found checking ID's at military base entry points, or staring at planes all day waiting for a security incident that never takes place. In the most basic terms, SF members are simply Federal Security Guards, with nothing more than a fauxe Army Combat Uniform to distinguish them from the run of the mill "Mall Cop". SF members are hated by the rest of the Air Force and not accepted by other military branches making them the most useless individuals in the military. As if that is not enough, SF members are known to treat eachother like crap and set eachother up for failure, ("Eat their own,...as the military describes it). There are a handful of SF units within the Air Force that actually contribute to the war fighting capability of the US. The individuals are an exception to the rule and should be respected for the hard work and sacrifices they make for a "thankless" job. If you are lucky enough to be one of these individuals, disregard this entry and understand this discription may apply to a majority of SF troops but is not an accurate description of everyone within the career field...hua!

Person A "Dude, I just enlisted in the Air Force"

Person B "Sweet...what kind of plane are you gonna fly?"

Person A "I'm not flying, i'm gonna be in the USAF Security Forces!"

Person B "...Kill yourself"

by Chuck E. Norris July 13, 2009

The Security MBA

The Security MBA (Masters of Beer Appreciation) is a group meeting in Ohio since 2004 on a monthly basis for the sharing of information regarding InfoSec, crypto, CyberCrime, hacking, Internet law, social engineering, identity, forensics, firearms, national security, and more topics within the Information Security bailiwick. With usually free beer. Informative, casual, conversational, sometimes irreverent, frequently entertaining, The Security MBA is wickedly fun.

"Hey Bob, you need to come to The Security MBA tonight! Free beer, and strippers!"

"Dude, did you say beer, I'm in!"

by Trogdor the Burninat0r October 21, 2009