screaming dutchman

A sexual act in which a small object is shoved into the opening of the male's genitals as he ejaculates. Plugging the leak! This will typically cause a man to scream uncontrollably.

My friend had a woman screaming Dutchman him one time with the tip of a glue bottle.

by R3DTW1N April 18, 2014

Screaming Pufferfish

Where you fuck a girl and her vagina squeezes your dick so hard that it gets swollen.

I'm gonna give you a screaming pufferfish!

by Chaese Baker June 10, 2016

screaming lemur

At the end of banging out your partner, you pull out and jerk it into their ear while screaming like an angry monkey.

"Dude my wife pissed me off so much yesterday I gave her the old screaming lemur."

by Poondiggity420 March 11, 2017

Screaming seagull

The screaming seagull is when a man and a woman are having sex on the beach then the man pulls his penis out suddenly and dips it into the sand before putting it back into her therefore making her scream like a seagull.

I gave my mother in law a screaming seagull at the family reunion.

by Charlie the Angel February 9, 2017

Screaming beach

When at a very hot sandy beach, the act of pulling your foreskin back and sticking your penis into the burning sand. Whilst in the sand take foreskin forward again.

John experienced true agony when doing the screaming beach at his stag night

by Amnor June 30, 2017

Screaming teaser

1. v. - when you slap her wit yo dick, and she lets out a high pitch screech

Sharty wasn't fuckin wit me til I gave her the ol' Screaming teaser... now the bitch won't leave me alone!

by Sweetbabyray October 14, 2017

screaming thigh sweats

That special feeling a lady gets when she's around her special someone. The feeling is in her lady bits and is best described as a cross between dish-cloth moisture and volcanic heat.

Oh my God, Becky! The bulge in his pants gives me the screaming thigh sweats!

by Soulson June 2, 2018