When having sex with a woman who refuses to recieve anal sex, the man puts her up against the wall face first and proceeds to do her in the vagina from behind, but instead penetrates her anus, making her scramble up the wall like a lizard.
Woman: I refuse to do it up the pooper
Man: Ok, lets do it vertical doggystyle, face the wall
Woman: ohh ok.....aarrghhhhhh
*Next Day*
Man to friends: haha she was like a scrambling lizard
Man: Ok, lets do it vertical doggystyle, face the wall
Woman: ohh ok.....aarrghhhhhh
*Next Day*
Man to friends: haha she was like a scrambling lizard
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My friend max gave some SMObag a "clayton scrambled egg special" this morning and she scarfed it down...what a dumb slut!
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Your a Scramster? Fuck yeah.
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As everybody is super stoned after passing the blunt around and putting that stanky in the air Jessica walks in the circle and asks "can i hit that?" Then Sean says "Not unless you got money on it scrapbitch."
Late at night me and my buddies throw donuts at random people while driving the Plymouth Breeze. We realise raccoons are picking up the scrap donuts on the side of the roads. So we light them scrapmasters up with paintball guns.
A bum is pilfering through the trash for food as I hit him with a donut thrown from the plymouth breeze and yell "scrapf@%&."
As everybody is super stoned after passing the blunt around and putting that stanky in the air Jessica walks in the circle and asks "can i hit that?" Then Sean says "Not unless you got money on it scrapbitch."
Late at night me and my buddies throw donuts at random people while driving the Plymouth Breeze. We realise raccoons are picking up the scrap donuts on the side of the roads. So we light them scrapmasters up with paintball guns.
A bum is pilfering through the trash for food as I hit him with a donut thrown from the plymouth breeze and yell "scrapf@%&."
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