Scobble

To devour hastily.

He grabbed the sandwhich out of my hand and before I could say a single thing he had scobbled the lot!

by J&A1688 February 20, 2011

scomments

A form of spam affecting web page comment boxes. Spammers send their messages automatically to websites that allow comments to be posted (often a blog) in the same way that "regular" spam is sent to private e-mail accounts.

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by Mike42 September 12, 2005

Schomboner

An erection that was caused by an attractive homosexual or homosexuals.

When I saw him I got a schomboner.

or

When those girls kissed I got a schomboner.

by Tatony! July 3, 2008

Scambush

Any attempt at legitimate social interaction used to lure people into a high-pressured sales pitch or propagandistic/proselytization event.

We went to the Super-Bowl party, but it was just a scambush for some guy's internet business.

by The cunning linguistisizer February 26, 2011

Scoble Scale

The Scoble Scale is a Software Engineering term invented to fill the need to accurately describe your annoyance level to other co-workers. This is based on the Scoville Scale used to measure the pungency of peppers, which is based on a subjective rating by test subjects. In this case, the subjectivity is because annoyances can differ between people, but at least there's still a way to communicate it.

1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.

Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.

"Oh man, that meeting was horrendous. Definitely a 5 on the Scoble Scale."

by CanadianBadass May 1, 2014

Scome

A hobbit sized gnome looking Scottish sportsman with small man syndrome who cannot stop talking about himself. Every conversation that he buys into always becomes something about himself. He has done everything better, cheaper and quicker than any body else. They are the kings of one upmanship

Hey did you hear that "Scome" talking complete bollocks again. How did that conversation about foreign agricultural policies become a story about his cousins best friends uncle growing the biggest potato in the milky way

by Cheap ass hoe November 29, 2016

scambroidery

The act of bullshiting

A salesman uses scambroidery like coercion

by DABuddha1788 July 3, 2017