Sasquatch ass

When someone has a hairy asshole, cheeks, or both.

Omfg shrek has Sasquatch ass !

by Petedavidsonisdaddy August 31, 2021

Sasquatch

1) A large, bi-pedal, ape-like creature that has eluded delusionals for decades.
2) A term used for something unfindable.

1) I think I saw one of them sasquatches out in the woods!
2) Benjamin tried to find his car keys, but eventually he had to give up and declare them "sasquatch".

by Professor Ross E. Frop February 5, 2013

Sasquatch plunder

Where you shave your pubes and put them in someone's bum so the poo is hairy

Bro 1: I totally did a PHAT sasquatch plunder last night

Bro 2: what about me broseph

Bro 1: maybe next time lil jit

by Jimbooojames August 10, 2024

Sasquatch Apparel

Steezin' Clothing.

myspace.com/sasquatchskierappco

Is that Sasquatch Apparel?

Most definitely is Sasquatch Apparel.

by Benji5150 March 22, 2009

Sasquatch

A person is BIGGER and BULKIER than yourself. You know that if you got into a fight with them, one swing of a fist would crack your skull open like an egg. You also know that if they sat on you (intentionally or accidentally, i don't judge) would flatten every single bone in your body. They also highly lower your self esteem because they are clearly bigger and bulkier than you. These specimens are the kinds of people we all aspire to be, but who we know we can't.

*you and a friend are standing in the lunch line*
*a big man named William Davis cuts you*
Your Friend:Can you believe this, a freakin Sasquatch jst cut u-
*you silence him before the beast hears, saving both of your lives*

by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018

Sasquatch

cutie patootie

jen is such a sasquatch

by tinyevilhag May 6, 2022

Sasquatch

A hairy stinky woman who is hot and attractive at the bar and is still wearing clothes and the go back to their place and realize your bad decision

She was so smoking hot at the bar, but when I got to a fucking her was so unkept and hairy down there I thought I was about to fuck a Sasquatch!

by Dan XL July 18, 2012