Sand Haus

Something enthusiastically mentioned by Derrick Whipple (played by Eric Wareheim) during the Jim & Derrick promo for the Adult Swim Beach Party in Panama City Beach. It is never explained what a Sand Haus is exactly, but its primary use is apparently to get real wet up in it. Anything else, one must assume, is secondary.

Yo we're gonna get real wet up in that Sand Haus

by Jürgenbumm May 28, 2010

purple sand

A very potent version of heroin. It gets its name from the purple hue it has. It is extremely strong and makes you just stare at kitchen appliances

Tony why are you staring at the refrigerator, it's been like three hours. You're not on the purple sand again are you?

by Kilgore Carp February 6, 2008

Sand in the clam

Sand in the clam is when you are on the beach and you get too much sand in your bathing suit and it gets stuck in your vagina.

"Girl, I've been playing in the sand so much is have sand in my vag. I'm about to grow a pearl. " vagina, pearl,ouch, sand in the clam

by Candcschaf April 20, 2017

The Sand Guardian

A guardian of the sand who is so powerful that even Poseidon quivers before him.

Sand Guardian: I am The Sand Guardian, Guardian of The Sand!

Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

...

Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!

by Fire Tongue December 2, 2020

Sand Sniffer

Basically a rag head, but a nice way of saying it.

Solider 1: "See that sand sniffer over there?"
Solider 2: "Yeah, lets blast him"

by Niggerhunt November 28, 2017

Sand Flounder

A black woman that likes white guys only. (opposite of mudshark)

Sheniqua is a Sand Flounderer.

by xminorthreatx34 December 8, 2012

Sands Underman

The act of commiting yes over and over again.

Guys, Sands underman is commiting yes with my mom :(
Guys, Sands underman is right under my bed RN H E L P

guys sands underman is so pro 😱

by Sands underpro November 30, 2021