Sand in the clam

Sand in the clam is when you are on the beach and you get too much sand in your bathing suit and it gets stuck in your vagina.

"Girl, I've been playing in the sand so much is have sand in my vag. I'm about to grow a pearl. " vagina, pearl,ouch, sand in the clam

by Candcschaf April 20, 2017

The Sand Guardian

A guardian of the sand who is so powerful that even Poseidon quivers before him.

Sand Guardian: I am The Sand Guardian, Guardian of The Sand!

Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

...

Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!

by Fire Tongue December 2, 2020

Sand Sniffer

Basically a rag head, but a nice way of saying it.

Solider 1: "See that sand sniffer over there?"
Solider 2: "Yeah, lets blast him"

by Niggerhunt November 28, 2017

pissing on the sand

getting thanklessness from others instead of good deeds.

i really helped all my friends, and relatives but they all are thankless to me, it really shows that whatever i did for all of them was just like pissing on the sand.

by anonymous February 18, 2010

Sand Gurn

Derogatory term for an Arab or person of general Middle-Eastern ethnicity.

No, no, these weren't gurns, they were sand gurns. Like, from Saudi Arabia.

by motpasm23 March 30, 2009

Sand Haus

Something enthusiastically mentioned by Derrick Whipple (played by Eric Wareheim) during the Jim & Derrick promo for the Adult Swim Beach Party in Panama City Beach. It is never explained what a Sand Haus is exactly, but its primary use is apparently to get real wet up in it. Anything else, one must assume, is secondary.

Yo we're gonna get real wet up in that Sand Haus

by Jürgenbumm May 28, 2010

Prison Sand

A hairy butt crack generally located in prison. Acts a a good deterrent from Bubba when dropping the soap in shower. Note: always keep soap on a rope.

"Hey Bubba, wanna have a turn on little jimmy", "NO WAY!, he has some nasty prison sand and I'm still recovering from last weeks mass chaffing wounds".

by Terra-D September 24, 2019