A samoflange is a subset of glass-blown bowl or pipe (does not include bubblers/bongs/etc.)used to smoke marijuana. The defining characteristic of a samoflange is its inability to kick or clear into your mouth, a common problem with smoking from a bowl. Meaning, no unwanted ash or "scooby snacks."
A samoflange must be dubbed as such before it can truely qualify as such. The dubbing process is as follows:
Once a smoking sesh has ended...
First a sesh partner must initiate the ceremony by placing his foot on the samoflange.
A second partner will then proceed to recite the words of Panthro.
To finish, the first partner will recite the words of Tigra.
This completes the dubbing process and the pipe has become samoflangisquous.
A samoflange must be dubbed as such before it can truely qualify as such. The dubbing process is as follows:
Once a smoking sesh has ended...
First a sesh partner must initiate the ceremony by placing his foot on the samoflange.
A second partner will then proceed to recite the words of Panthro.
To finish, the first partner will recite the words of Tigra.
This completes the dubbing process and the pipe has become samoflangisquous.
PANTHRO: "...and get your foot off that blasted samoflange!"
TIGRA: "What the hell's a samoflange?!"
as from Thundercats Episode 1
TIGRA: "What the hell's a samoflange?!"
as from Thundercats Episode 1
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big fat, or ugly.
we're cool people.
but if you judge us as something we're not then your fuckin wrong. come& get yer facts first before ya'll call us this& that sheit. yes i'm samoan& i'm proud of it. fuckin racist people. i love that i'm samoan. but i ain't no racist, cus i'm also fuckin caucasian, chinese, tahitian, maorian& mexican. but more mexican& samoan then anything else. butta i ain't racist. people think what youu want bout us. yeuh there are some who can be assholes, stinkasses& so forth. butta "NOT ALL OF US ARE"! So don't judge tha whole samoan tribe becus of what you hurd or what samoan youu met. i'm pissd off, bout people talkin sheit& bein racist. but if they can't see us samoans fer who we truly are. then fuck'em. bitch fuck'em up bigg time. & fer a fact wee all can fight. but if wee get our asses kick'd then wee tell tha truth. wee ain't gunna lie. we're strait up, can beef, awesome, cool, loving, caring& more then gudd then whatcu people think bout us. Butta haters keep hatin, wee could care less. L0VE& PEACE T0 YA'LL. IT'S ALL THERE IS T00 IT(:
big fat, or ugly.
we're cool people.
but if you judge us as something we're not then your fuckin wrong. come& get yer facts first before ya'll call us this& that sheit. yes i'm samoan& i'm proud of it. fuckin racist people. i love that i'm samoan. but i ain't no racist, cus i'm also fuckin caucasian, chinese, tahitian, maorian& mexican. but more mexican& samoan then anything else. butta i ain't racist. people think what youu want bout us. yeuh there are some who can be assholes, stinkasses& so forth. butta "NOT ALL OF US ARE"! So don't judge tha whole samoan tribe becus of what you hurd or what samoan youu met. i'm pissd off, bout people talkin sheit& bein racist. but if they can't see us samoans fer who we truly are. then fuck'em. bitch fuck'em up bigg time. & fer a fact wee all can fight. but if wee get our asses kick'd then wee tell tha truth. wee ain't gunna lie. we're strait up, can beef, awesome, cool, loving, caring& more then gudd then whatcu people think bout us. Butta haters keep hatin, wee could care less. L0VE& PEACE T0 YA'LL. IT'S ALL THERE IS T00 IT(:
Girl:Hey who's that over there?
Boy: A bunch of samoan kids.
Girl: Man, i hate them.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Becus they stink, they're fat& they just think that they're all that.
Boy: Man youu people Judge to much.
Girl: Oh, who cares. Fuck them!
Boy: Youu think that they care? They don't care whatcu people say. They do them(:
Girl: Oh well i still don't care.
Boy: Well, NOT ALL OF'EM IS LIKE THAT.
Jes becus one wus an asshole to youu, don't judge all of'em& put them down. Nobody's perfect.
Girl: UGHS!
Boy: Come let's go meet them, i know some of'em.
Girl: Fuck. Okay.
Boy: Hey wussup.
Samoans: Hey dude, wannah kick it?
Boy& Girl: Yeuuh sure(:
Samoans: Aite.
Boy& Girl & Samoans: Are all kick'n it.
Girl& Boy: Wee needuh start headin home. Sorry, see ya'lls tomaro.
Samoans: Oh yeuh. Us too. Wells it wus nice meetin ya'lls. Tomaro let's kick it& do it again. PEACE& LOVE.
Boy& Girl: Aite, BYE(:
Girl: Man they're cool, i never shoulda talk'd sheit.
Boy: Told youu so. Never ever judge a book by it's cover if you don;t know.
Girl: I won't. I'm soryy. Man i never shoulda judge'd samoans. My bad. Bye(:
Boy: A bunch of samoan kids.
Girl: Man, i hate them.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Becus they stink, they're fat& they just think that they're all that.
Boy: Man youu people Judge to much.
Girl: Oh, who cares. Fuck them!
Boy: Youu think that they care? They don't care whatcu people say. They do them(:
Girl: Oh well i still don't care.
Boy: Well, NOT ALL OF'EM IS LIKE THAT.
Jes becus one wus an asshole to youu, don't judge all of'em& put them down. Nobody's perfect.
Girl: UGHS!
Boy: Come let's go meet them, i know some of'em.
Girl: Fuck. Okay.
Boy: Hey wussup.
Samoans: Hey dude, wannah kick it?
Boy& Girl: Yeuuh sure(:
Samoans: Aite.
Boy& Girl & Samoans: Are all kick'n it.
Girl& Boy: Wee needuh start headin home. Sorry, see ya'lls tomaro.
Samoans: Oh yeuh. Us too. Wells it wus nice meetin ya'lls. Tomaro let's kick it& do it again. PEACE& LOVE.
Boy& Girl: Aite, BYE(:
Girl: Man they're cool, i never shoulda talk'd sheit.
Boy: Told youu so. Never ever judge a book by it's cover if you don;t know.
Girl: I won't. I'm soryy. Man i never shoulda judge'd samoans. My bad. Bye(:
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