Smooth Sailor

A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.

Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.

by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010

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Sailor's wank

The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.

I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.

So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.

Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.

and

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?

by Bertie Ahern December 9, 2008

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sailor bro

a person who would otherwise be a bro, but sails; this would mean that they have some critical thinking skills, and rather than knowledge of lifting, they can offer knowledge of all things sail related.

Bro: "Do you even lift bro?"
Sailor Bro: "I get my lift on with Clifton... do you even sail bro?"

by Pickleszsz March 19, 2014

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