A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.
by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010
Get the Smooth Sailormug. The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.
I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.
So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.
I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.
So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.
Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.
and
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.
and
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?
by Bertie Ahern December 9, 2008
Get the Sailor's wankmug. by southpaw365 May 2, 2014
Get the sphincter sailormug. person 1: hey whats your name?
person 2: sailor chelf, why?
person 1: really? i heard you’re lucky if your friends with them
person 2: sailor chelf, why?
person 1: really? i heard you’re lucky if your friends with them
by SAPNAPSWIFE:) January 27, 2021
Get the Sailor Chelfmug. guy 1: Yeah man that girl had a huge bush
guy 2: Oh was it really that hairy
guy 1: Yeah dude she had a sailor beard
guy 2: Oh was it really that hairy
guy 1: Yeah dude she had a sailor beard
by 6willdoit April 6, 2021
Get the Sailor Beardmug. A blow job that includes the girl sucking on ice and Fishermen's friends beforehand to give a "chilly" and tingly experience for both parties involved.
Yo man, Jessica gave me a spicy sailor last night, Game Changer.
Wtf is that, Some sort of drink?
Nah it's a blow job with ice and fishermen's friends taken prior to the main event.
Wtf is that, Some sort of drink?
Nah it's a blow job with ice and fishermen's friends taken prior to the main event.
by Alcoholic Gordan Ramsay March 13, 2019
Get the Spicy sailormug. a person who would otherwise be a bro, but sails; this would mean that they have some critical thinking skills, and rather than knowledge of lifting, they can offer knowledge of all things sail related.
by Pickleszsz March 19, 2014
Get the sailor bromug.