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Croatian Spindler

The act of crawling inside a washing machine containing massive amount of fecal matter and bodily fluid. This action if preferably completed with a member of the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual intercourse resulting in pregnancy.
Hey have you heard about what happened in Croatia.

No but I know that half the people there were conceived by a Croatian Spindler
by SillyMonkey5 July 22, 2022
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Mike Swindell

Nickname for the imbecilic, MyPillowGuy, MAGAt extremist who falsely challenged the 2020 Election with only fabricated, nonsensical data.
There goes Mike Swindell once again spreading lies about the 2020 Election, which in truth Diaper Donald lost. He is still trying to swindle the American public.
by LaughingAloud February 16, 2026
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Rusty spindle

When you aggressively shove your finger your ass while masturbating
Last night I let of some steam while doing a rusty spindle
by Rusty spindle August 7, 2025
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off da spindle

She deepthroated me last night, and, Jesus!, her head was off the friggin spindle!!!!!!!!
by mattmaker July 16, 2003
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