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The Sweaty Mexican

The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.
Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!
by turnitloose June 11, 2016
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sweaty meat

When you're getting a handjob and her hands start sweating .
It was so awkward last night she gave me sweaty meat.
by Ilikemilf's May 7, 2016
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Sweaty Emergency

A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.

This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.
My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!
by krisdb2009 December 25, 2021
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sweaty jew

man my sweaty Jew was getting really bad today I soaked my underwear
by reading book October 12, 2016
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sweaty slit

A sweaty slit is a mans penis slit and is very sweaty and stinky.
His never getting a blowjob again he has a sweaty slit.
by Sweatyslit August 23, 2017
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sweaty stagola

When your sweaty sausage hole lets out sticky milk at a nude beach in July
Last Sunday I was at the beach and a girl looked at me and screamed, " SWEATY STAGOLA!"
by Saggy nut hair June 3, 2014
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Sweaty Henson

A hereditary venereal disease that afflicts the male body and causes it to produce copious amounts of perspiration at the slightest bit of physical exertion.
Oh man, Mark just carried some boxes across the parking lot. He’s gonna have a bad case of Sweaty Henson later…
by The Ridger July 21, 2022
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