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swapping stinks

She wouldn't be getting divorced, if she hadn't been SWAPPING STINKS with her assistant.
by LTMoney April 7, 2009
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Peabody swap

When your significant other has semen leaking out from the previous nights sexual activity at the Peabody Museum and has to throw away her underwear and take yours while you have ripped jeans exposing your ass to the entire museum.
Babe, I had to throw away my underwear at the Peabody Museum because they got soaked in cum

Ok take my boxers we’ll do a Peabody Swap… oh no my jeans are ripped everyone can see my ass
by Mjb05005 October 6, 2018
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tree swap

When one jumps, swings, or somehow moves from one tree to another using only the branches of the two trees.
Tends to be rather cool; however, coolness varies depending on the distance from tree to tree, as well as the difficulty of the tree swap.
Dude, did you see that awesome tree swap Jake pulled off?
Yeah, man, that was probably the coolest tree swap I've ever seen.
by verduras June 26, 2007
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cotton swapping

The act of you and a mate simultaneously using cotton swabs to sexually pleasure each other.
Yolanda shoved a cotton swab into nicks urethra as he stimulated her clit with one.

Don't use those cotton swabs in your ears, we were anally cotton swapping with them earlier... they still have fecal matter on them bro.
by socalsta January 12, 2014
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Urine Swap

The act of urinating inside your partners vagina while she's simultaneously urinating on your penis
Jake and his girl pissed on each other's genitals last night completing a Urine Swap
by JonMang September 13, 2015
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swapping tongs

the act of exchanging blow jobs
Fuck, I'd swap tongs with you right now. If you know what I mean...

The two men really enjoyed swapping tongs.
by bbsassquatch August 1, 2022
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cross swap

A sexual swinging situation for two M/F bisexual couples wherein the men engage in sex with each other while the women do the same.
My wife and I cross swap with the Smiths from time to time because sometimes my bisexual side can't be tamed!
by Uncutone November 19, 2017
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