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Hallan surger

A very skinny individual who has a fetish for large girls
she would have hallan surger for breakfast
by Hallan surger August 16, 2018
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surger

a very charismatic, dynamic and explosive person suddenly appearing in an environment
I never suspected he would go very far, but at age 25 he became a surger.
by Thomas Edward III April 3, 2005
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Surger

A person who defies medical professional advice to avoid contracting the COVID-19 virus. Ignoring recommendations such as sheltering-in-place, social distancing or wearing a face mask, thus contributing to the surge in the number of Coronavirus cases.
Me and the other surgers are taking our AR-15's down to the courthouse to protest our God-given right to eat at Cracker Barrel.
by GitsyP May 7, 2020
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Plastic Sorgery

A combination of surgery and sorcery to enhance facial features
Ya face man, it's just not working out. I don't know if a mask would work, or maybe some plastic sorgery would work. But you... you just pretty ugly my guy. - Upstate New Yorker leaving a voicemail to David Pakman.
by cartoonfish December 20, 2019
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survery

A large multi-headed straw used for the act of group felching.
Hey man, have you got the survery? We are all ready to felch!!!!!

Yes Man! Go Team Go!
by nanaa number 5 June 25, 2012
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Sorgery

Noun
1. The act of treating injuries or disorders using instruments and magic.

Typically, most or all instruments used during sorgery are nonmagical and require only a few years of training from a mortal to use properly. Magic can be either dark or light in nature or both.
2. A combination of the words 'surgery' and 'sorcery.'
'Sorgery' is a portmanteau first used by a caller of the David Pakman Show, and then repeated again by its host David Pakman.
Person 1: "That guy is so ugly, it'd literally take magic to fix it.

Person 2: "Word, ugly dude needs sorgery."

"Ya know, that bard isn't really doing sorgery at all. He uses almost exclusively magical instruments to heal his patients. What a hack!"
by Steakfries409 December 21, 2019
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Open Heart Sergery

She has been fucked so much it looks like she had open heart sergery.

She's so loose, she must have had open heart sergery, gross.
by junner December 3, 2003
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