suck my money

When someone sucks your fat stack of cash aka micheal

Suck my money micheal

by suckitm8 December 26, 2017

suck my rock

basically sock my cock. aka suck my rock solid cock = rock

Tommy: you’re a bitch, you can’t do the split on the dick
Temi: shut up! you don’t know what I can do...you can suck my rock

by liv ryan yuhhh June 6, 2018

suck my digimon

A phrase derived from "Suck my dick"
Uses the word "digimon" because like penis, digimon evolves, or should i say, "digivolves."

Oh baby~~ suck my digimon!
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by masterdebator Baton Rouge Apr 3, 2006 email it

masterdebator Baton Rouge Apr 3, 2006 email it
damn suck my digimon what the f@#k were you wasted when you came up wit that dats wack dude.

by LiL_C_StYlE November 4, 2007

Suck My Hump

You say it when you don't give a damn.

Sam: Dude you so gotta get a hair cut.
Gill: *angry face* Suck My Hump.

by Twilight2013 January 19, 2013

suck my elbow

since "suck my dick" is offensive to women, "suck my elbow" is offensive because you can't suck your own elbow therefor someone else has to suck your elbow. it's the perfect insult.

john- "you stole my car"

Jenny- "Well you can suck my elbow!"

by The Gremelyn March 28, 2011

Suck My Dog

To be used as an alternative to the classic phrase suck my cock suck my dog works well when the former statement would be inappropriate (weddings, funerals, meeting the girlfriends parents etc) as it alludes merely to eating a hot dog as opposed to the other person getting on their knees and sucking you off

Man 1: your ex girlfriend is online telling everyone you're bad in bed

Man 2: well she can go and suck my dog

by SceneOne March 24, 2011

suck my buddy

Suck my buddy is when u say suck my dick first said my khairallah Rifai

Yo fam suck my buddy

by Suck-my-buddy April 1, 2019