martha stewart

A Jail wife/bitch that will keep the cell smelling spring-time fresh as well as looking warm and inviting.

By adding a simple wood veneer lampshade to the caged light, Martha was able to warmth and color to the cold gray concrete cell.

by andy March 17, 2004

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Jake Stewart

A piece of shit douchebag who cheats on his wife all the time and lies out of his ass.

Don’t pull a Jake Stewart and fuck your life up.

by Queen😘 June 5, 2018

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Sandman Stewart

The most viscously hXc metal band ever to be in existence. Their sound is that of chainsaws ripping through newborn panda bears, and someone grinding their teeth on tin-foil.

"Man, that Bill O'Reilly is so viscous.....Just like Sandman Stewart!"
OR
"Wow, when I found out I killed someone with my car because I was drunk, I could only tell the officer '....That's so Sandman Stewart....."
OR
"I think Sandman Stewart should win the Nobel prize because they exterminated all of the fucking pussies on Earth. I mean come on....No one else has done that!"
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"I'm sure Buddha would have loved Sandman Stewart."

by SS fanatic January 16, 2009

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Moses Stewart

Kid knows 99% of the bibble however he will find any chance to kiss the coaches ass or absolute cock slobber each and every teacher in order to bump up his shit grade. This ugly dumbass has collected all 6 virginity stones and still manages fuck himself over every day. Shattered spine Stewart (or split spine Stewart) has 1 friend and that’s his dog with severe diabetes. Big yikes in the chat for this one

Person 1: hey what’s up
Person 2: not having sex
Person 1: Moses Stewart??

by Everyone-Moses-knows June 21, 2019

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