Steamy Newton

It is the process in which you consume an entire package of Fig Newtons, wait until your body processed it, and expel it onto another person; preferably in a sexual manner.

I see he enjoys eating fruit. Maybe he'll enjoy a steamy newton.

by Kal8el November 21, 2016

steamy buffet

Farting in the shower

I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she farted in the shower, giving us an all you can eat steamy buffet as lingered about.

by Diggin12 January 16, 2016

steamy chandler

The act of literally almost losing your life on the toilet and then immediately after storing the contents of the toilet bowl for Christmas presents to gift your insufferable family around the holidays.

I gave my 6 year old niece a steamy chandler

by Bllllllop March 27, 2016

steamy cartwheel

A person standing up takes hold of another person upside down in the standing 69 position. Both people move their heads as close to the other anus as possible before taking a shit and attempting a cartwheel.

Joe: "Garry you fancy being upside down this time in the steamy cartwheel"
Garry: "Only if we are quick, it isn't comfortable"

by Bowlzzz April 3, 2016

Steamy Quaker

(Noun) Rhymes with Creamy Shaker. When one shits in a pot, heats it up, then proceeds to use it as lube for a vibrator.

What’s your kink? “You ever give a Steamy Quaker?”

by OfMiceandMensch March 20, 2019

steamy pickle

Having a woman defecate on a man's penis during anal sex.

Man, I was fucking her ass hard last night and that bitch gave me a steamy pickle

by SomeoneTX79 September 14, 2019

Steamy Bun

The act of wrapping your erect penis in plastic wrap, and then inserting it into another persons anus. Thus making a "steamy bun."

You have any plastic wrap handy? I'd like to make a steamy bun!

by Dr. Mc Cocklan January 5, 2018