KC Soccer Mom Slam

When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.

Dude, I just KC Soccer Mom Slammed that bitch.

by Theodore823 August 29, 2010

Volvo-driving soccer moms

A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

by Anna Norwood February 24, 2008

Soccer Mom (sex position)

While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.

I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)

by yourmom86 September 1, 2011

ex military soccer mom

When your playing fortnite with neohelix713 and he uses the ex millitary soccermom

Me: Hey neo!
Neo: bEeP bEeP LeTTuce
~Neo transforms into ex military soccer mom ~

by llamakinng October 29, 2018

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.)

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.

Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those

by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007

Soccer mom

Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch

Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died

by Densest August 4, 2017

Soccer Mom

A person who usually has big hair cuts, Typically named lexi hale

That Girl is definitely a soccer mom

by ElementDIc October 17, 2018