swaggy snuggle party

Me shoving my dick in your mouth

It is 10 inches long at the swaggy snuggle party

by My big dick November 11, 2013

Snuggle Puddle

A term that females use in order to sound cute when, really, they're just using you for free McDonald's sandwiches.

What she says: can I come over for a snuggle puddle?

What she means: can you order a bunch of McDonald's? I'll be there in 20 minutes.

by DarkJoakzzz February 26, 2018

snuggle nuzzle nozzles

large breasts that are big enough to snuggle and nuzzle

Did you see Emily's snuggle nuzzle nozzles? She should wear sweaters more often!

by OceanSpawned November 11, 2008

Boo Boo Snuggles

Refers to a cute little man that needs his boo boo kissed and requires lots of cuddles, whilst retaining his manly persona in public.

What is your name? Snuggles, Boo Boo Snuggles.

by Karen Wilson June 18, 2006

Alaskan Vertical Snuggle

Noun: When two males engage in a snuggle or spoon while standing upright, after the big spoon massages the pectorals of the little spoon and continues massage on down the torso as if frisking. The two men then remove their clothing to morph into the position of the Alaskan Vertical Cool Hand Luke.

Rob and Travis were intoxicated when Rob said "Don't move I'm going to give you a massage." Then Travis said "Oooh, is this an Alaskan Sniperfuck?" Then Rob managed to slur "No silly goose, I'm gonna hit you with an Alaskan Vertical Snuggle you big bear you." Love ensued.

by Saxenkuntz March 28, 2009

muffin snuggling pirate puncher

a person who is a complete dumbass

“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”

by Memesalad August 21, 2021

I'd rather snuggle with Shrek

If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.

Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.

Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.

by Astrothegreat January 13, 2015