shitty

Shitty is Of very poor quality; highly inferior. Contemptible; despicable.
Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable. Incompetent; inept.
Trivial; insignificant.

but u can't mess with shitty cuz its someones name...shitty from YO!!! don't use the name in vain!!-Dinky

yo what up shitty!!

this note book looks shitty

you look shitty

by DINKY from YO November 17, 2003

Kansas Shitty

Derogatory nickname for "Kansas City". Missouri or Kansas, take your pick.

I got my car stolen in Kansas Shitty a few months ago.

by James H. Harding May 24, 2008

went been shitty

Once having been good, but then it went shitty, and it's been shitty ever since.

I was a big fan of (band) before they went been shitty.

by Tyrannorabbit April 16, 2011

shitty carwash

A shitty carwash is when you cum on a someone's face, then use your dick as a windshield wiper. Alternatively, you can use your hand in a back and forth action. You can also add carwash sound effects as you see fit.

I gave her such a shitty carwash last night, she couldn't see for 10 minutes.

OMG. I think he gave me a shitty carwash. He came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.

by endearing asshole June 9, 2009

Smitti

Cool with the social scene: everyone who knows him likes him.

Smitti is so cool!

by wheeloff January 1, 2011

Smitsy

When someone procrastinates to a point that they spend more time procrastinating and not getting what they need done.

my friend pulled a smitsy on the science project.

by Rain Of Life October 30, 2010

shitty driver

Reading ESPN, Facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.

They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.

"My boyfriend is such a shitty driver. We almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his Facebook. I didn't think we'd make it alive."

by terrifiedpassenger88 May 14, 2014