sloppy bob

close to a wet willy, but instead of inserting your finger in your mouth and lubricating it, you simply put it in the poohshooter, completing a 180 degree turn with your finger, simply remove finger and place in your target's hearing organ (ear).

Paul: hey bernard!
Bernard: hey paul
Paul: whatchu doing?
Bernard: putting my finger in my butt, you want a sloppy bob?
Paul: sure! what's that?
Bernard: come here and i'll show you!*
*Bernard sticks finger covered with poo in Paul's ear, Paul screams ewww!...Can i have another?

by Sloppybobtango June 2, 2009

sloppy penis

Sloppy penis is a penis that is sloppy and is also know as "slippery penis". This is when the penis is so wet and slippery that it is classified as sloppy

"He has a sloppy penis"

"I'm so turned on I have a sloppy penis"

by SwagDick February 20, 2014

Sloppy Wendy

When you shove your dick in your girl’s mouth to shut her the fuck up cause she’s annoying as fuck.

She’s getting a sloppy Wendy right now. That bitch is AAF!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Sloppy Adrian

Similar to a wet Willie, except the one performing the sloppy Adrian picks their nose, farts on the bogey/booger (depending on country), and inserts the fart mucus finger into a victims ear.

Quit picking your nose, it's gross... Why did you just fart on yo- What The Fuck!?

ha HA! Sloppy Adrianed you good!

by TheBeeKeeper777 November 30, 2011

frozen sloppy

When someone ices down a dick almost to the point of freezing and then getting a sloppy knob job

I still got freezer burn on my dick from that frozen sloppy last night.

by Dakoton July 22, 2017

sloppy snatch

a lift performed by somebody unfamiliar with Olympic lifting. whereby one lifts the bar from the floor overhead.

Alyssa had a rough night, so she had a sloppy snatch

by jawesome99 December 24, 2012

Sloppy Bros

When two bros poop into a bowl then double team a girl by dp'ing her ass, followed by dp'ing her mouth causing her to puke into the feces-filled bowl. The two bros then scoop up some of the puke/poop mixture and serve it to the girl between two hamburger buns. Of course she eats it don't worry.

"Hey man, that girl loved our Sloppy Bros last night."
"I know bro! She texted me today asking if we could give her some more tonight!"

by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015