Sloppy HoJo

To take a steamy dump between the mattress and box spring of a hotel before check out. Named after Howard Johnsons Hotel chain.(sloppy HoJo)

Man I am leaving Howard Johnson's a Sloppy HoJo for their uncomfortable bed and shitty service!!!

by dbrock591 January 9, 2008

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Sloppy Belgium

A Sloppy Belgium is when a man, who is totally horny but hungry at the same time, ejaculates a grip of cum on his waffle and then eats it thereby satisfying both his needs.

Alex: "Hey Derek, come cum on my waffle and eat it off my ass.."

Derek: "You want a sloppy belgium now?!"

by Acetaminophenforlife November 3, 2010

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sloppy hanky

The act of blowing one's nose on a girls clitoris, usually done during a pause when eating her out.
(it is not recomended to continue eating)

Man i was so dirty eating her out last night, i gave her a sloppy hanky...

by SeuxalGoat September 9, 2007

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sloppy penis

Sloppy penis is a penis that is sloppy and is also know as "slippery penis". This is when the penis is so wet and slippery that it is classified as sloppy

"He has a sloppy penis"

"I'm so turned on I have a sloppy penis"

by SwagDick February 20, 2014

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When two bros poop into a bowl then double team a girl by dp'ing her ass, followed by dp'ing her mouth causing her to puke into the feces-filled bowl. The two bros then scoop up some of the puke/poop mixture and serve it to the girl between two hamburger buns. Of course she eats it don't worry.

"Hey man, that girl loved our Sloppy Bros last night."
"I know bro! She texted me today asking if we could give her some more tonight!"

by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015

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