by danijms March 26, 2019
by farmersonly February 11, 2017
by Drgizmo April 12, 2016
Before you start laying that tile in the kitchen, put on your San Francisco slippers so you don't hurt your knees.
by cspri May 29, 2006
A very recently used condom.
"I saw some people walk out of my room at the party last night. So I went in to make sure nothing was stolen and BAM! Right there in the middle if the floor...a juicy dick slipper!
by rat_prince May 30, 2014
When four people get together they take turns stuffing the neck of a glass bottle in their anus. Three people try to insert the neck of the bottle one at a time, while the fourth person runs full speed and kicks the legs out from under the person holding the bottle, so they fall on the bottle pushing it further into the anus. The person who has the best fit (the one that goes in the furthest) is the one that gets the glass slipper
by Theslippyone November 19, 2017
When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.
Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh
( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.
Skank- uh uh uh
( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.
by dirtychevy May 15, 2016