Chav Slag

- A typical chav girl, that is also a huge slag

- Where's mainly trackies or cheap leggings with a shit top to go with

- Hair is a horrible blonde or black with roots showing; poker straight, dry and damaged

- Does a terrible job at fake tan; has a new stage of orange

- Wears too much foundation, eyeliner and mascara

- Has a tacky twist to every outfit and looks basically dreadful

- Favourite shop is Primark.

Most importantly, total slag! And has probably slept with half the concil estate... and several more.

Boy: You know, *Chav Slag name* she only went and shagged someone I know. I well laughed at him, ahaha, total BANTER!
Girl: Nooooo! He must have been desperate then... I saw her going into Primark few days ago actually
Boy: Oh really?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Haha, unlucky. I fucking hate her, she's such a Chav Slag!

by neurallll December 29, 2010

slag hammer

the spam javelin of one who likes to nail commoners

'you think that's impressive? you should see my slag hammer'

by das jon July 30, 2006

Bus Slag

A promiscuous individual who, upon the look out for dirt cheap sex, takes his date home on the bus: a defining term for the sleaziest, most common and thrifty avenues for obtaining sex.

"Harry is such a Bus Slag, I saw him taking a brassy blonde home via the 505 to South Oxhey in the early hours."

by Brashy407 February 28, 2010

Slag in a Bag

A slag, who after a variable amount of time, is in fact deemed to be in a bag.

Being 'in' a bag could include - living, shitting, having intercourse within the confines of a bag

'Who is that milling around the place? Is it just a fool?'
'No, it is rather a slag in a bag'

by claireandbryony March 31, 2010

Slag pole

1) Slang term for a penis. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.

2) Slang term for a pole in a gentleman's club. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.

1) "Shut up bitch and shag my slippery slag pole!"

2) "Oh yeah. Grind that slag pole bitch."

by An Awesome Biscuit January 29, 2010

Essex slag

A Essex slag is usually a girl from Essex ( ovibously ) who gets dicked down five times a week and most likely lost their virginity in a unit7 bathroom. These dickheads usually over draw their eyebrows and can’t match their foundation to their actual skin tone. They have a new boyfriend each week but he’s very rarely NOT a roadman. A roadman is basically a updated chav. Essex slags usually post Instagram pictures in short shorts so they can show off their ass but not get in trouble by their parents because they are technically fully clothed.

Katie is such a Essex slag

by Jodixoo July 15, 2018

Slag Juice

Usually used as a term for Wicked (WKD) or drinks associated with it.

Guy1: ooh dude, you're gettin sum action tonight!
Guy2: Why dude?
Guy1: Your gilr is totally drinkin Slag Juice. she'll be fun tonight ;)

by SlagJuiceLoverr February 17, 2010