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The Muskification of Singapore Math

When publishing houses in the “fine” city of Singapore give their oft-half-baked editorial staff and their semi-inept bosses an ultimatum: commit to high-quality publishing (with limited or quasi-zero resources) and willingness to go the extra (second) mile and helping the company to achieve exponential profitability.
In the Muskification of Singapore math exercise, some morally bankrupt managing editors and publishing managers have further slashed the already-low budget for proofreaders, reviewers, and consultants—editors and writers are expected to wear multiple hats while producing wallet-happy titles.
by Numerati January 31, 2025
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Singapore Tsunami

When your cousin presses his butthole against the nozzle in the jacuzzi tub and fills his ass with water. Then he sprays the ass water all over a girl that he likes.
Your cousin Steve is wild! He gave that cute blonde girl a Singapore Tsunami and now they are dating!!
by Stink weed March 3, 2025
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Singapore School Manila

A horrible prison with nothing inside. It is worse than Alcatraz. The average student wants to kill themselves due to how it's like inside. FUCK THIS SCHOOL I WANNA ESCAPE
Person1:I go to Singapore school Manila.
Person2:Oh no! you poor thing
by Jotaro Joestar May 18, 2023
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Anti-Singapore

A community to show express hate against Singapore, the incident happens, due a Singaporean Gachatuber being falsely reported in start of #AntiSingapore tags on social media since the Hamas-Israel war.
Anti-Singapore user: I HATE SINGAPORE, SINGAPORE IS FULL OF GACHATARDS AND A SUPPORTER TO ISRAEL!
Singapore Supporter: That's enough of that!
by Heathathe Sandstorm March 23, 2025
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The Geography of Singapore Math

Communities and countries (or schools and states) around the globe with the highest and lowest levels of adoption of the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it—which incorporates the best methodologies and pedagogies from both the East and the West—with some demographic or racial groups more receptive to embracing this alien math program than others.
The geography of Singapore math reveals a strong support among American homeschoolers and white middle-class families, who order tens of thousands of math titles every year from the “fine” city-state.
by Numerati April 7, 2025
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The Moronification of Singapore Math

The process of making the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, accessible to all dummies and idiots, especially among those who have an irrational fear of the bar model method, which is the soul and heart of Singapore’s elementary school mathematics.
Mathepreneurs leverage on the moronification of Singapore math to help raise the quantitative literacy of millions of math-anxious or mathophobic students and their parents worldwide, who have since become better and more confident problem solvers.
by Numerati April 8, 2025
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