When a person tells a cashier at a store that the item they are purchasing is cheaper at another store when really it is not. Usually the purchaser makes up a fake cheaper price as to save money and not spend too much. Usually done at Wal-Mart.
by J-Grizzle February 6, 2007

The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.
I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.
by Flowergrrrl03 November 30, 2010

The further evolution of "Muffin Tops". The difference between someone who can be considered to be carrying muffin tops and someone who is suffering from the entire pastry shop. OBESE.
by Smartycat September 5, 2011

Christmas is on it's way, you've just bought gifts for all extended relatives and their dozen pets, isn't it time for a little personal splurging while you're out?
Simply put, going "Christme Shopping" is purchasing gifts exclusively for yourself - usually items that you know you aren't going to get otherwise, or could just be shopping for yourself around the holidays when the outlets are packed.
Simply put, going "Christme Shopping" is purchasing gifts exclusively for yourself - usually items that you know you aren't going to get otherwise, or could just be shopping for yourself around the holidays when the outlets are packed.
by Lerako November 27, 2012

by trynafindv April 7, 2022

The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.
Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
by Fussganger May 4, 2009

“Did you see the Arsenal game last night?”
“Yeah can’t believe they scuffed up that penalty! What an absolute ruddy Aisuru Shop!”
“Yeah can’t believe they scuffed up that penalty! What an absolute ruddy Aisuru Shop!”
by Judeka January 7, 2022
