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Ben Smeaton

Small, gay and likes a twin
by Mr Nigeria May 7, 2019
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flapper schmeat

Flapper schmeat is the outer lips of a vagina that are so unbelievably used that they jiggle when she walks, commonly smells like the heat coming from the back of a ps4.

And no, don’t mistake them for an outtie vagina. Because Flapper schmeats are the dirty discharge caked skin flaps that are usually so filthy they have turned brown.

If you’re a dirty crackwhore, i’m sure you have some schmeats yourself.
Girl 1: Ugh i can’t believe ayden cheated on me
Girl 2: Omg with who?
Girl 1: With MYA!! she probably has flapper schmeats
Girl 2: Eww!
by dumibunni October 5, 2020
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Pickle Sheath

Endearing term for the loved one that frequently sheaths your pickle, sharpens the sword, peels the banana, jerking my gherkin.
Goodnight my pickle sheath. I'll see you tomorrow.
by shaftzilla May 10, 2023
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Sheath

v. To have sexual intercourse, but connoting female empowerment in the act.

n. A vagina
v. {girls drinking tea and reading cosmo together} "Sally did you and Tom, you know...?" "What, did I sheath him? Hell yeah I did. I sheathed him good and dirty."

n. "Sally, I want your sheath" "Ok, Tom, here it is."
by A.F. Eminist March 30, 2009
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Shmesticles

Testicles--written in a way as to lessen the vulgar sound and meaning.
I got hit in the shmesticles the other day
by Dr. Fanning November 1, 2009
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Shmest

Quest fulfilled by young men or men in search of "pussy" and or a relationship.
The shmest is complete man, she said yes.
by bboads45 April 24, 2016
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Shmater

Kaelyn & Martin only
We’re just shmaters in a shmater world. The only shmaters who ever shmatered.
by Shmater August 3, 2018
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