goose shats

to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.
he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.
by borWorm January 25, 2007
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Shat The Bath

The act of letting your colleagues/parents/partner/friends/children down by making a fool of yourself in any one of thousands of everyday tasks or sporting endeavours.
'So, Tiger, all you had to do was pitch the ball on the green and tap in for a birdie but it looks like you've ended up in the heavy fescue at the back!'

'Yeah, I've pretty much shat the bath right there'
by Chabbs September 30, 2011
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shat trick

From sports lingo, a shat trick is pooping 3 times in one day.
That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.
by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006
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Shat

Shat is a word meaning surpised or questioning something.
1. Holy shat! That was awesome!

2. What the shat?! You are fuckfaced.

3. Hey Travis, how the shat did you get here??!
by Lisa and Ashley October 31, 2004
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shat ap

VERB: To tell a co-worker that they need to stop talking; derivative of "shut up" localized to Santa Barbara region of California
Kelly told me that "expiry" was a real word, so I told her to shat ap!
by daxterg October 31, 2007
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Shat Minding

Something so impressive, it's no longer Mind Shattering, but Mind Shatting. Then it becomes even more impressive that the words are reversed, thus becoming "Shat Minding"
Those who have Shat Minding abilities:

He-Man, Master of the Universe
Optimus Prime
Spider Man
Pikachu
Goku
Master Chief
Marcus Fenix

Ex of a word:

Person 1: DUUDEEE!!! Did you hear that there's gonna be a remake of Halo???

Person 2: Shat Minding man, shat minding
by Mr. Yellowed October 24, 2011
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Fanny Shat

A term used to describe giving birth.
Dude 1: Happy Cuntfartday!

Dude 2: The celebration of the day I was fanny shat in to existence!

Dude 1: I think you might just live to see Fanny Shat added to the english dictionary

Dude 2: Or at the very least, the urban dictionary.
by BournetoKill February 01, 2013
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