scroimen

1.The male ejaculated liquids.
2.Anything in civilized conversation.

I'll lick your magigida if u fatch my scroimens.

by Jay Clark February 17, 2005

Scrotometer

A microphone, temperature and sweat gauge attached to the scrotum via alligator clips. Usually used on the toughest Australian cricketers.

The scrotometer, a marvellous little tool, the controversy surrounding the uselessness of the tool, and its apparent dangers are esily shunned aside by the cheer amount of useful data it gives. With only a little bit of blood

by Flynnnnnnnnnnnnn June 20, 2009

Scrotem

A good play.

"This play sucks scrotem"

by Dayton the God February 27, 2014

scrotum tickling

to make sperm faster and stronger by tickling your balls before slip'n'slide fun

my baby is strong because scrotum tickling before I slipped in

by Your Gay Brother June 21, 2017

scrotem licker

a person who strokes the scrotem up and down or in a side to side motion with their tongue.

Any cheerleader, vandy candy, or major prep crying for help (slut)

Hey that dude got arrested for being a scrotem licker in public!

Stop whoring yourself to football players you fucking scrotem licker

by Furby, the jojo and loren May 13, 2005

scrotum face

where someone has so many wrincles on there face it makes them look like a nut sack.

e.g hey bobby look at that old woman she has such a scrotum face

by big bobbys balls January 17, 2009

scrotum

(n) politically correct replacement vernacular for pussy (i.e., "weak and ineffectual male" or "coward") per sex columnist Dan Savage. Based on the idea that the pussy, which can take a pounding, spit out offspring, etc., is is a far stronger organ than the scrotum.

"That lumbering jackass who called that smart, interesting guy a pussy? Total scrotum."

by communicatrix January 10, 2008