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1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.
Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?

Joe: No sir! What is it?

Scott: Let's watch!

(Goes to watch it)

Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by idkagoodname222 May 24, 2010
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lunar screwer

Someone who has sexual intercourse with the moon and other celestial bodies that are visible during the night. similar to moon frigger
You might not believe me, but I saw a guy on top of the moon...and guess what he was doing...yeah screwing the stars. I hate lunar screwers.
by jakaldd February 4, 2009
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newcastle screwdriver

A heavy, usually 4 pound lump hammer
"Pass me the Newcastle screwdriver so i can smash a hole in the wall"
by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005
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super screwdriver

A screwdriver (alcoholic drink of vodka and orange juice), made instead with Everclear and orange soda.
Last night we ran out of Grey Goose, so we made a super screwdriver with our Everclear and Crush orange soda.
by ghetto drinks August 31, 2010
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Screwdaddy

A nonsensical and inoffensive term used to describe people being annoying or stupid. Screwdaddy has no origin other than the fact that is the perfect sounding word to express someone's annoyance.
Friend: Sorry I ate your chicken kievs.

Beth: You're such a screwdaddy.
by BtotheGtotheG January 2, 2018
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Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.
person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf
by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011
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screwdriver

when the female is upside down and the male is on top going down and up with a bit of a twist hence the word screwdriver
that is definitly a screwdriver
by ladiesman129 May 31, 2018
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