Scottish Fillet

You insert a fist into the anus and extend your fingers as though to give a high-five. You the rotate your hand 90 degrees, close your fingers back into a fist, then remove the hand.
"Yo, dude! I broke my thumb last night giving your mom the Scottish Fillet!"
by sin(π) August 08, 2015
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scottish sweater

When youre jacking off while on your back and you vomit onto your chest.
My mom walked in while I was jerkin it and it scared me so badly that I gave myself a scottish sweater.
by The most putrid of poptarts February 11, 2017
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Scottish cat

When a group of drunk scottish people, take a roadkill cat, and played frisbee with it.
I got drunk last night and play scottish cat
by MoniBolis November 01, 2010
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Scottish Genie

When you have a threesum with two guys and one girl in which one of the male members ejaculates on the other's big toe, and he proceeds to put his toe in the girl's vag. Then the one who put his toe in makes a wish that she doesn't get pregnant.
Jeff: dude, I heard you had a threesum last night
Nate: yeah man, it was me, Richard and Catie- we tried a Scottish Genie
Jeff: ah man, i hope your wish comes true
by Johnny Derp March 05, 2011
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Scottish Person

White Skinned
Extremly Short girls
average height males
Girls are either stunning or look like a guy with a wig
did you see the new scottish person?
nah hes to short
by jesuschristbff March 26, 2017
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scottish rootbeer

After make-up sex when a girl squirts cum into a cup and you down it
Thom drank Katies scottish rootbeer after a long night of arguing
by carletto0080 January 09, 2009
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scottish eyeballs

to stand in front of a girl and let ur nuts fall into her eye sockets.
i will give your mom a set of scottish eyeballs
by steve butt September 12, 2006
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