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Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed
Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!
by dixter's September 30, 2013
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Samurai Pill

A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi
The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”

-Dracula Flow 4
by Dogfucka April 24, 2024
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Samurai Sam

A retarded user on the website who hates America and hates patriotism and makes fun of country music especially Toby Keith and Lee greenwood who both are men who make songs praising America which is something every American should do
Hey dude did you the that guy Samurai Sam on urban dictionary he’s a total douche bag
by #buttLICKER February 9, 2025
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headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.
That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones
by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016
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Samurai goon

A samurai goon is when you cum from 1 stroke only, like a samurai pulling their sword out and beheading the enemy in a single movement
Because he was so horny, he became the samurai goon grandmaster.
by KnightOfNight November 29, 2025
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The Samurai

An extremely large youtube community of over 11 million people. This community is the fanbase for the popular youtuber coryxkenshin. This community is also incredibly understanding of cory and is always patient whenever he needs to take a break. The Samurai are also extremely loyal to the channel as the majority of people in it have stayed subscribed.
"The samurai are an amazing community who are extremely kind."
by Hungrymann April 3, 2023
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penis samurai

a member of a powerful military caste in feudal Japan, especially a member of the class of military retainers of the daimyos with a penis.
That penis samurai made me a sandwich.
by DoctorAsap! November 14, 2020
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