A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi
“The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”
-Dracula Flow 4
-Dracula Flow 4
by Dogfucka April 24, 2024
A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun
by Rahnderson April 05, 2011
taking a shit, freezing it and then sharpening one end to a point. stab yourself in the stomach and commit seppuku.
you've now done a Samurai pipeline
you've now done a Samurai pipeline
by Mattthepowerman July 30, 2016
:Jeez Sandy has sucked off like 3 Asian guys this month!
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.
:Dude, that’s cause she’s a samurai sword swallower.
by NutBuster97 January 18, 2018
A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023
by RandomNerdyTrash February 22, 2017
by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021