DJ_Samurai

mah spammah dogg

DJ_Samurai and I are ganstah

by your_mom November 7, 2003

Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.

Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.

by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012

Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed

Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!

by dixter's September 30, 2013

headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.

That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones

by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016

dancing samurai

A flipping hot samurai who loves dancing

...ok, it's a song. Sung by Gakupo.

Person: *dances their face off*
Gakupo: Good, my child. WE MUST ALL BE A DANCING SAMURAI!!!

by RandomNerdyTrash February 21, 2017

Last Samurai

to enter into an unknown culture, work your way up in the ranks incredibly quickly, and eventually dominate at a skill that others have worked for decades to perfect

I don't know how it happened so fast, I totally Last Samuraid it.

Dude, this girl has last samuraid me out of absolutely nowhere.

by gaiusjulius July 20, 2017