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Smooth Sailor

A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.
Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.
by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010
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Sailor's wank

The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.

I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.

So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.
Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.

and

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?
by Bertie Ahern December 9, 2008
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sailor bro

a person who would otherwise be a bro, but sails; this would mean that they have some critical thinking skills, and rather than knowledge of lifting, they can offer knowledge of all things sail related.
Bro: "Do you even lift bro?"
Sailor Bro: "I get my lift on with Clifton... do you even sail bro?"
by Pickleszsz March 19, 2014
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Spicy sailor

A blow job that includes the girl sucking on ice and Fishermen's friends beforehand to give a "chilly" and tingly experience for both parties involved.
Yo man, Jessica gave me a spicy sailor last night, Game Changer.

Wtf is that, Some sort of drink?

Nah it's a blow job with ice and fishermen's friends taken prior to the main event.
by Alcoholic Gordan Ramsay March 13, 2019
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Backward sailor

When you good lady slips a finger or two into your ass during sex.
Oi love give me a backward sailor it will make me blow my load.
by Goochstroker October 30, 2020
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Sailor's Douche

When one washes off their genitals in a sink between sex partners due to not having time to take a shower between dates.
Bryan had a sailor's douche after porking Brenda because he didn't have time to take a shower before his date with Amber.
by Uncle Capitan August 21, 2013
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Sailor Chelf

person 1: hey whats your name?
person 2: sailor chelf, why?
person 1: really? i heard you’re lucky if your friends with them
by SAPNAPSWIFE:) January 27, 2021
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