Romancing the Brown Stone

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.

Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

by SanG121 June 4, 2023

roasting a marshmallow

When a large person lays out in the sun or uses a tanning bed to become tan.

My fat sister went to the beach without sunscreen and now she looks like a roasted marshmallow. The girls at the tanning salon were roasting a marshmallow all day in the winter.

by tsintao June 3, 2009

Romantic Editor

Some mug who puts a girls name on urban dictionary and puts some cringey ass meaning like 'the most beautifulest girl on the planet' or some shit like that

"Joe is sooo cute!! What a romantic editor!"
"What a mug"

by JayKayBea May 4, 2014

Romantic chrontact

Contacting old flames in chronological order

Did you get to Rebecca yet on your romantic chrontact list? She loved to toss your salad

by shockrafan March 3, 2015

Romantic Wild Goose Chase

A romantic pursuit that's beyond hopeless but continues on no less. A one-sided love affair plain and simple.

Who's that tall drink of water?
That's Donna. John's newest romantic wild goose chase.
The poor guy doesn't even know she has a long-distance boyfriend... yet.

by loosey_goosey June 16, 2018

romanticallike

Obviously, anything romantic in nature, being romantic in any way can be deemed "romanticallike"

Any romantic gestures, gifts, loving acts or any deed that indicates you have feels for your partner/lover/non sexual life partner choice are romanticallike.

Wow your boyfriend holds your hair away whilst you blow him, thats proper fkn romanticallike!

by KatehMaree December 27, 2018

Romantic Autism

A normally social person who shuts down and cannot speak in the presence of a potential romantic partner.

I walked up to this girl in the bar and my romantic autism kicked in, couldn't say a word, couldn't move, felt like a had to flee.

by cochiseofcanada November 16, 2019